Jokes For Our Healthy Life

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Jokes-Spiting in the pocket. Find many funny jokes in this page. Keep on laughing and be healthy. It is jokes therapy to remove tension.


A Drunkard





One drunkard was shouting near the opening of drainage in the town. He was shouting twenty five twenty five. A man came and looks the hole of the drainage. At the same time the very drunkard kicked him in the opening and starts to shout twenty six twenty six.

Spiting in The Pocket

People were traveling in a train. At the same time one of the passengers who were standing in the train wants to spit. The train was packed. He got no space to spit. He asked the next passenger near to him, where to spit? The next suggested him to spit in the pocket of the coat. Spit in the pocket of the person in front of you. Then the first replied if he noticed what will happen? Then the second one replied I have been spiting in your pocket but you did not noticed till now.

Khukuri Chappel



Two people were walking in the road. Suddenly they stepped on tomato in the road. Later on they found that in one the tomato was smashed finely. And in the next person’s case tomato was cut into two pieces. Did you know why? It is because one was wearing khukuri brand slippers while other was wearing elephant brand slippers.

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Is Darling  My Mom?

One day the little daughter asks her father. What is her mom’s name?  Father replied her name is pinky. Then the daughter curiously asks then why the neighboring uncle called mom always darling, darling?

A Greedy Shopkeeper

Once upon a time there was a greedy shopkeeper. One day he fell sick very seriously. It seems that it is his last stage. So all the family members gathered around him. He called all the members of the family one by one. All were there. Then he shouted you all are here then who is in the shop.